Swallow the Jonah

When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.

She performed a Swallow the Jonah, not once, but twice while scuba diving off Mexico.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper

It's John Paul Jones

by Deakia The Fox November 10, 2019

Cool Guy Jones

Typical speaking, a cool guy jones is one who really isn’t good at much but plays it up to be a star! Whether he’s the best man around , the best driver or athlete! This is a cool guy jones - he lacks common sense and lives in the moment ! Generally the fuck up in the group

Oh wow look at this cool guy jones he’s scared of adults and growing up

by DirtyPopper288 January 10, 2020

a Straight jonas

If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay

That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "

by nou69420 January 15, 2020

grace price-jones

sexy af, fittest lass in ICA

grace price-jones is sexyyyyy

by poiuytrewsiopolkijuh March 18, 2020

Sweet mother fucker Jones

Sweet version of motherfucker Jones iykyk HAHAHAH BITCHES

Woah look it’s Sweet motherfucker Jones so rare

Hahah jks he da best

Sweet mother fucker Jones

by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020

Me and Mrs.Jones

1. A song by Billy Paul
2. An affair
3. An affair with a taken person

Harry Styles may be dating Taylor Swift, but his Mrs.Jones is Katy Perry.

Me and Mrs.Jones, we've got a thingggggg going onnnn. We both know that it's wrong, but it's much too strong to let it go now.

by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 4, 2020