How off can a lime really be

“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad

"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"

by TC&YAS May 10, 2022

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Stressed Off

The feeling of being both stressed, and pissed off at the situation at hand.

1) This bitch is really stressing me off.

2) "Mom's looking kind of rough.." - "Yeah, she had a long day. She's stressed off".

by Timmy Timsters February 8, 2022

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Nock Off

the best clothing brand coming out of New Hampshire.

Yo, you see those kid wear those sick nock off shirts. Yeah I want to get a few.

by Felix the Nock Off Cat September 23, 2011

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get off my set kid

when a person is talking to much about something they don't know about

kid 1: yeah the patriots are trash. patriots fan: ay watch your mouth boy get off my set kid

by superfleet April 26, 2022

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A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024

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