Charm their pants off

To utterly amaze/astound someone, or alternatively convince them to make love to you.

Bob: Your mom's hot. Tonight, I'm going to charm their pants off.
Bill: Too much information, dad.

by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022

Drop the kids off at the pool.

Taking a crap.

Do they have a toilet here? I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

by The Other Zone July 13, 2017

Drop the kids off at the pool

Ejaculating semen (kids) into a toilet or the drain of your shower.

What are you going to do now?

I'm going to go drop the kids off at the pool.

by BloodBaath November 29, 2021

Off Key

Off Key

Off key describes someone who suddenly proclaims that they're going through her menopause.

Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."

by Usebleach May 28, 2022

lowe it off

let it go, a common derby term

yeh break up with him, just lowe it off

by derbzzzz March 25, 2022

Shimmying their asses off

When a massive event is happening and you don’t have just the fear of missing out (FOMO); you’re literally missing out.

1. My friends are shimmying their asses off at that huge party while I'm fucking grounded after I falsely accused of that dumb fight at school!
2. They're shimmying their asses off at the Super Bowl in NOLA when I'm stuck at home and forced to pirate the game.

by Weber Areiv November 16, 2025

off brand foot ball

a gay male orgy

The boys and I going to play some off brand foot ball tonight!

by billy bomb February 22, 2024