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Matrix Head

A matrix head is someone who is completely caught up in the matrix and believes everything the government says.
Her brother is such a matrix head. How can he think the moon landing was real?
by Amy Lane 2 April 23, 2025
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head pumping

When you grab someone by the neck or back of the head and start moving it up and down very fast.
Dude, Danny totally just head pumped that kid!
My friends told me to stop head pumping.
by Tribblewrangler77 February 20, 2017
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drop head

a drop head is an crackhead/ skeeyee that lives in abandon places with its other drop heads
This abandon house is full of drop heads
Random stranger driving: "HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING DROP HEAD"
by Jaz’mynn December 10, 2023
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Long head

Someone that says they meet then long you off all the time.
by Skty May 23, 2022
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Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!
Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.
by Dumb Boomer November 25, 2025
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Head Boarding

A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.
"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".
by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023
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