dva one trick

A title held but only the Sexiest of human beings, a DVa one trick holds the upmost dedication to their role as tank and have transcended the veil between the earth and heaven.

“Joeys a Dva One Trick, it’s only rational that we submit to his very being”

by Onetrick Dva🦋 February 6, 2024

That one girl

We all know "that one girl" who's is a complete fake, let's all be honest. This girl will create friendships with people and then completely ignore them as soon as you start getting close to her. She has no fear of being alone, and therefore takes no time to consider even TRYING to hold up a proper friendship with ANYONE who isn't some "head over heels in love with her" guy. And there are a LOT of those. She is flirty by nature, and doesn't even care when people tell her that it's wrong to be doing this to so many guys. Like- THEY HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW!!!??? It is so obvious that she couldn't care less about anyone but herself and couldn't dare think of how she is effecting others, as obviously the whole world revolves around her. She dumps guys as soon as they think they have a chance with her, saying that she now likes someone else, and then gets mad when they call her names and talk about her to their friends in a bad way. And yet, so many people still are obsessed with her and want to be friends with her. Ironic, isn't it.

Girl A: OMG "that one girl" keeps flirting with my crush!!!
Girl B: Ikr! It's actually so bad, like does she not realise that she has been flirting with half the guys in our grade already?
Girl A: Clearly not, and apparently a guy like four years older than her went to her house the other day!
Girl B: I'm honestly not even surprised.

by hehehahafefyfofum October 24, 2023

Floss one’s teeth

Have oral sex with someone that has pubic hair

She flossed her teeth so many times last night, she had to get her stomach pumped. Floss one’s teeth for 25 dollars.

by icyhot123 May 28, 2018

the one above cool

The ultra schwey of instincts. Never used in an ironic fashion.

Dude, this is TOAC. The One Above Cool (something absolutely awesome in any possible way).

by FashtyMcbrikostore2045 February 14, 2022

One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”

Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.

by Madsux May 29, 2018

Playing one's cards close to one's chest

While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.

Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.

by King UwU Bean November 9, 2023

Stink One

A saying commonly used in New Zealand to express disappointment in somebody, it can also be used whenever someone lets you down so massively, you want to let them know how much they fucked up using just two words.

"Did ya grab me a pie mate?"
"Na"
"Aw, stink one"

by Jackamamie October 20, 2022