Skip to main content

Jack off january

Jack off january is when a man or boy can jack off as many times as they want as long as it accuser in january
I hope jack off january comes soon im ready.
by jakepaul124 November 17, 2020
mugGet the Jack off januarymug.

Bake Off

by John the jihadi January 3, 2022
mugGet the Bake Offmug.

Fuck off

A competition between two woman to see who can fuck the most people over a pre determined set period of time. Standard rules use a 1 to 1 ratio, every person you fuck gets you 1 point, the woman with the most points at the set end time is the winner. You can only get 1 point for each person you fuck. Fucking the same person twice does not get you extra points. In order to for a fuck to qualify it must be a person you have not previously fucked within the time period, they must cum at least once, and must be verified by either an timestamped photo, or witnessed by a certified neutral party. Some regions forbid one person fucking both participants, and the point only going to whomever fucked them first, this is a rules that should be determined before the time period starts.
The sigma house has been clashing with the theta house for too long, I heard if they can’t come to a resolution soon the presidents might have to resort to a fuck off. Both of them will have to fuck as many different people during the next semester. Whoever loses will have to give up their house and transfer schools.
by Db.on.db August 4, 2024
mugGet the Fuck offmug.

show off

somebody who is a try hard and does everything for attention and tries to act like they’re better than everyone else even though they’re literal trash.
ugh she is such a show off.

her make up is so ugly she is just showing off.
by thebestuniqua February 14, 2022
mugGet the show offmug.

take her makeup off

Fuck her so hard that her makeup comes off.
Yeah, she wanted me to take her makeup off.
by Annamaybe December 21, 2019
mugGet the take her makeup offmug.

fuck off

wanting someone to fuck you and jack you off till you can't resist anymore
I'm going to fuck off you until you can't breath.
by Janimations2007 June 26, 2022
mugGet the fuck offmug.

Dropping the kids off at the cum lake

When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake
Dude I dropped my kids off in her cum lake
I was dropping the kids off at the cum lake
by XHennessyx May 1, 2023
mugGet the Dropping the kids off at the cum lakemug.

Share this definition