Funnel DIck

a funnel dick is someone who is clumsy or someone who is just simply put fucking shit up for them or for some one else..... you can be a permanent funnel dick, the clumsy route.........or you can do a action that results in being called a funnel dick and thats when you have fucked up or fucked someone else up

DUDE! I should have never sucked that dudes dick now I feel like a total Funnel dick

dude im such a funnel dick I couldn't catch the ball today in football

o man yesterday I know I was being a funnel dick when I unintentionally cock blocked you bro

by r-dogthesmooth November 15, 2009

Bees Dick

very small, tiny, micro, etc...

"Yussi was so pissed (drunk) when he came home from the pub, he fell into the wall but only left a bees dick size crack..."

by Leasky June 29, 2005

Dick Jew

A Dick Jew is a girl that wants dick but when offered the opportunity of having some type of sexual interaction with a males penis, she declines with no logical explaination. Kinda like a Jew at a flea market, you know they wanna buy, but they just wont give it up and buy.

I was with Sam last night in my van, and when I whipped out my throbbing hot Man Beef she went all "Dick Jew" on me like she didn't want anything to do with it when we've been talking about knockin' boots all night

by LanceRomanceFromFrance October 4, 2009

Dick on a stick

A really uptight guy, a jerk. I always imagine a guy in a suit with a stick up his back, making him seem stiff and serious.

Man, I am glad to get out of there! That guy was a real dick on a stick!

by Melissa Grayson January 18, 2008

dick punch

a way to exclaim mass sexual desire for another

mike; check out that babe, she's so hot i just want to dick punch her asshole

by kkroon007 October 8, 2008

dicked down

dicked down is another word that teens use for “having sex” or “have sex”

I really wanna get dicked down by josh
I really wanna have sex with josh

by stan bts and twice October 7, 2019

Dick Game

A game where someone calls out "Dick Game" and everybody grabs there dick and the last person to grab his dick has to do something(take out the trash,pay for dinner,ECT.)

Me* Dick Game!
Friend* Agh Fuck do I really have to pick up the bill.

by Broadwaybarzini March 2, 2015