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Ball Sack Ear Wax

A situation where a man don’t shower for a long time and be havin’ mold shit buildin’ up under they Ball Sack that feel like Ear Wax.
I haven’t groomed my junk in so long it’s growin’ Ball Sack Ear Wax.
by TheRealCrackBoots November 17, 2019
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National ball kicking day

The 3rd of May you can kick any guy in the balls and he can’t get mad
Sorry i kicked you but its national ball kicking day
by LALALalasaikbish April 5, 2019
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Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.
Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!
by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019
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Doctor Cock And Ball Torture

Stephen Hawking had to go to Doctor Cock And Ball Torture to satisfy his needs in his dumb ass wheelchair
by lilsavage81401 September 4, 2019
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ouch my balls hurt

A secret way of letting your friends (that know the real meaning) know it is time to leave in a stylish and cool way.
Guy: uh oh ouch my balls hurt
guy 2: time to leave
guy 3: heading out
by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020
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My eye ball is moist

Guy one"My eye ball is moist"
Guy two "ok?"
by Dead Rad November 26, 2020
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National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.
Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?
by Mitlander May 9, 2020
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