baby elastic

Condom for small penises

"That boys thang was so small I had to whip out the baby elastic!"

by Kouryuu February 26, 2017

Baby Gay

A ‘baby gay’ is a fruity individual who recently came out of the closet. Baby gay’s may wear a lot of rainbows, maybe speak in ‘cringy’ slang such as “Gay panic!” or “Ew, a straggot!”, they are just as ‘cringy’ and ‘innocent’ as they come.

You would be considered a baby gay if you recently came out of the closet in the past couple years, but more specifically how you act when you do. It’s not exactly a bad thing, every fruity individual went through their ‘cringy Cavetown and rainbow everything’ phase.

Whatever you do though, don’t intervene—it’s canon.

“Woah look at them! They are all rainbow and sparkles!”
“Awwe a baby gay! They must be protected at all costs!”

by marsbarskitty March 10, 2025

Phoenix Baby/Child

stillborn bab(ies) (stillborn due to either by natural causes or medical negligence/malpractice) that is physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or is naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Also includes but not limited to Neonates, infants, babies, children who are pronounced clinically dead and are resuscitated physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or are naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Because of the medical negligence and carelessness of the attending 4th year resident, I was forced to beg and plead for her to just cut my over six years in the making IVF rainbow baby out of me and save them, as I was also made to listen to our baby die inside me. When they finally cut my baby out of me vie delayed emergency c-section, our baby was stillborn, but only because of a competent code team, our baby is alive today and there for is a Phoenix baby, as our baby suffered a suffocating death inutero and has risen from the ashes of their death a gorgeous Phoenix baby to be a testament of death, resurrection, and life to all!

Though we are proud of our Phoenix Baby’s ability to conquer death, we still mourn that our baby had to suffer death and suffer to live again, as it has been a huge catalyst for my family’s suffering, enduring & survival of my postpartum psychosis.

Please join us on our Phoenix baby/child parenting and continuing IVF journey @our_journey_to_yall on Instagram

by Phoenix Baby, Angelo’s Mhysa January 26, 2024

baby

a ugly creature made by a horny women found in a asylum.

"the horny lady saw a ugly baby named Jessica and vomited on her ugly diaper"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

baby chubs

Baby chubs is a girl that you meet one day and they are just so amazing and beautiful. There is only one baby chubs in the whole world. No body knows who it is but me. The baby chubs is a rare human who only comes out once every night and if you’re lucky enough to see the baby chubs. Consider yourself blessed from an angel.

Oh my gosh dude look it’s the baby chubs

Holy sugar balls it is the one the baby chubs

by 999Shit September 12, 2022

jhonny mc wilkes booth baby boy

a cute and cuddly name to call your loved ones similar to babe and baby ect

shhhhh jhonny mc wilkes booth baby boy its ok

by ilikemen443 October 11, 2022

Wile Babies

A common Phrase derived from the modern people of Northern Ireland (Co. Donegal and Co. Monaghan)

It is referred to when a person spots a baby who bites and chomps on people's feet ... WILE BABIES!

It can also be referred to as something else, but this is the correct definition no matter what a Northern Irish person says !

Omg, did you see the WILE BABIES in the nightclub last night ? They were fairly eating feet !

by Wile Baby September 16, 2011