knocked the rocket off the couch

1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform

dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.

by mr astronaught October 31, 2011

It bounced off my foot

Said when something unintentionally happens

Person 1: Pool ball went into wrong hole with a crazy pool shot
Person 2: "There is no way you made that shot"
Person 1: "Nahh dogg it bounced off my foot"

by Stumpy13 November 22, 2011

Tweezing-off

The act of masturbating with a a pair of tweezers, due to having a small penis.

I was up late last night and I heard my friend tweezing-off. I could tell because i heard the sounds of moaning and metal clicking together

by Sir Bitchinz Lotz October 13, 2011

Hook it off

When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."

Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"

Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."

Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"

by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011

American Chug Off

Not to be confused with its sinister cousin (English Chuff Off), the American Chug Off is the harmless act of people chugging beers as quickly as possible. Whoever finishes last usually is given some sort of punishment, such as having to chug another beer. This act is typically performed by frat boys.

Jeremy: Hey want to do a chug off??
Sanders: Sure thing! You mean an English Chug Off, right?
Jeremy: No...I meant an American Chug Off.
Sanders: Nah I'm good.

by Jude Viator August 27, 2011

MacGyve-Off

A contest in which two or more people try to solve the same problem or achieve the same goal with what they have readily available to them. Also known as a MacGyver Face-Off.

Jon and I both tried to find our own ways to fix his broken engine without an Auto-Repair shop in sight, but his Paper Clip/Rubber Band combo won our MacGyve-Off.

by LedChelsea August 31, 2011

Waff off

less offensive form of "fuck off" used around upminster, romford and some other parts of london. originated by a group of cooperians in the early 80's and spreading into london through the ernst and whinney class of 83, rapidly gaining popularity. seems to have died out although it is sometimes heard in hong kong.

oi, shitbag, yeah you with the face like a monkey's armpit, waff off before i put a unit in your face, you big toerag!

by coopersplonker1 October 7, 2011