shred head

a form of hair loss. most commonly happens during high stress. usually hair gets every where.

son: i just used this towel and now i have hair all over me

mom: i know i have shred head

by hazardousgrvy March 18, 2017

firm head

A person who is either a stoner or an alcoholic.

Person 1: look at them smoking over there! They looked stoned!

Person 2: I know, some too notch firm heads!

by Anonymous1789<3 March 19, 2017

Turtleneck head

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum

John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling

by Bannotti March 22, 2017

dickly head

means you decorate your head with dick

Justin dickly head his head

by FirstDicklyHead April 5, 2017

trench head

Similar to trench foot.
Someone who acts like an idiot/in a stupid manner.

Trent is such a trench head.

by stoptakingnotyourmom April 17, 2017

pepper pot head

an extremely short afro type hair-do usually unkempt

She modeled her pepper pot head coif with sublime confidence

by ron n April 21, 2017

Big head

Any one having the head size of a man named Dylan Murphy. This term could also be used during a double dicking situation to describe your pleasure to another mans head.

I love your big head Daniel.

That man has a big head.

by Jesus Christ savior of jews May 2, 2017