lacking the ability to use common search engines to find answers to general inquiries or devoid of the mental capacity to realize that common search engines can lead to answering almost 99.9% of questions; lacking the sense to research the answer to a question via a search engine.
Rather than searching Google for her answer, Becky decided to wait on hold for 30 minutes to ask what airport was closet to her resort destination. She must be suffering from Search Engine Syndrome
by brainstorm85 October 31, 2011
Get the Search Engine Syndromemug. Lips that grips syndrome is when a man dates/sleeps with an obviously toxic woman who has the potential to ruin his life. His justification for going back is that the sex is too good to walk away from.
Charles is dating a woman named Jessica who pressed charges against him, after she suspected they weren't exclusive. She gave herself bruises and cut herself to make it look believable. Charles keeps going back to her despite this. He suffers from Lips that grip syndrome.
by GrungeExpert December 27, 2021
Get the Lips that grip syndromemug. When someone watches too much CNN and fake news to the point where they sacrifice their rational thinking and evaluation of information to the point in which they protest shouting gobbledygook information, which has no rationale behind it in most cases, or very little. When asked how so or why you'll usually get told in broad generalities or blatant lies i.e.
Person 1: Fuck trump
person 2: whats bad about trump
person 1: everything
person 2: well if everything is bad then you should easily be able to tell me 3 things
person 1:*walks away*
Person 1: Fuck trump
person 2: whats bad about trump
person 1: everything
person 2: well if everything is bad then you should easily be able to tell me 3 things
person 1:*walks away*
"Donald trump is worse than hitler" is a very very good example of irrational liberal's gobbledygook rant syndrome, cmmon now 0 people have been subjected to genocide from trump, while hitler subjected 6 million+ people to genocide.
Ben Shapiro is a fascist, is a good example of Antifa's Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome in play.
Ben Shapiro is a fascist, is a good example of Antifa's Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome in play.
by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup February 28, 2019
Get the Gobbledygook Rant Syndromemug. Being unable to help yourself, but helping others in the same pickle as you who are able to be helped.
Person A: "Man, Amanda keeps giving people small pox vaccines even though she was smallpox herself."
Person C: "I know, she's got Future Trunks Syndrome."
Person B: "You're a fucking weeb Person C."
Person C: "I know."
Person C: "I know, she's got Future Trunks Syndrome."
Person B: "You're a fucking weeb Person C."
Person C: "I know."
by Dordobolong June 23, 2022
Get the Future Trunks Syndromemug. Avocado Toast Syndrome: Complaining about the lack of $$ as you buy your daily avocado toast from some faux coffee shop cafe that gets their beans from the same supplier as Dunkin Donuts, while tapping out on your Visa.
"I can't afford to live in NYC anymore, the cost of everything is just killing me!"
"Bruh, you got Avocado Toast Syndrome! Are those avocados organic?"
"Bruh, you got Avocado Toast Syndrome! Are those avocados organic?"
by MyNameIsGeorgeStone October 21, 2022
Get the Avocado Toast Syndromemug. when a male goes into a cubicle and sits down to have a piss and is consious that somebody outside may think hes got a fanny.
I walked into a toilet and could here a man having a piss he came out looking embarrased I think he probably had cubicle vagina syndrome
by Ca7p1e_lad June 17, 2011
Get the cubicle vagina syndromemug. when someone can't drive slow
by top gear india October 22, 2009
Get the Heavy Foot Syndromemug.