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Lick The Tarts

Big Fart Poop Eats Tarts! when a fat guy eats tarts and farts and you lick the fart cloud.
My Fat friend loves to Lick The Tarts turds
by Not a woman. I am MAN! November 18, 2017
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Dominican College of Tarlac

DCT
The single worst place in the universe.

Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.

AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.

School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.
A friend Oh you study on Dominican College of Tarlac
Me : you mean hell?
by Oldfagbayani May 7, 2018
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roll up the tarp

When two women, presumably lesbians, have sex in the woods or in a tent.
My girlfriend and I went camping last week, at night we went to roll up the tarp.
by Jssjjaajajah June 2, 2018
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Pulling a Tarantino

Tarantino is a famous film maker whom rip off many other movie scenes and pass it off as homage.

aka pulling a Tarantino is to rip off wholesale, because you have no ideas yourself, and pretend it's a homage.
I m Pulling a Tarantino on the youtube video I am going to be the next casey neistat
by jk134556 June 4, 2018
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Scandinavian pop tart

When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018
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Queen La (Tarzan)

Queen La (Tarzan) is a character in Edgar Rice Burroughs's series of Tarzan novels, the queen and high priestess of Opar, a lost city located deep in the jungles of Africa.
Queen La (Tarzan) first appeared in the second Tarzan novel, The Return of Tarzan (1913), and reappeared in the fifth, Tarzan and the Jewels of Opar (1916), the ninth, Tarzan and the Golden Lion (1923), and the fourteenth, Tarzan the Invincible (1930). She is also mentioned in the juvenile Tarzan story Tarzan and the Tarzan Twins, with Jad-Bal-Ja, the Golden Lion (1936), the events of which occur between Tarzan and the Golden Lion and Tarzan the Invincible.
by Snapper2001 September 30, 2018
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Cajun Sweet Tart

The act of eating a Popeye's spicy chicken tender out of a prolapsed anus.
"I had to end it with Becky because she kept asking me to give her a Cajun sweet tart
by forkandahalf October 8, 2018
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