when you sit so much that your ass starts to mold to the shape of the chair, creating a shelf-like appearance. commonly seen in school secretaries or robust librarians.
"damn did you see that ass when she stood up?! shes got a bad case of secretary butt, dude. that shit was like a shelf."
by registered firearm 420 May 12, 2025
Get the secretary buttmug. by Loc536 January 11, 2021
Get the Bazooka Buttmug. Jeffrey was often seen lurking outside the old tavern looking at butts, he is a real butt lizard if ever i saw one.
by snooter69 October 15, 2017
Get the butt lizardmug. When the vagina gives off a strong overbearing smell of dookie, but the asshole somehow smells like pussy
Damn girl wtf did you douche with a baby diaper, that shit is disgusting... make me wanna eat your ass instead, you got that butt pussy
by Negro Dumass November 22, 2022
Get the Butt Pussymug. by Dsanchez January 4, 2022
Get the Cute buttmug. by nigga butt dick boi December 16, 2024
Get the dick nigga butt manmug. A poor excuse for a dance move designed in thirty seconds, in which you wiggle your ass back and forth like there's a three foot dildo in there, and then walk forward and backward stiffly. (Imagine walking while holding a shit)
by Emily's Fucking Wrong January 31, 2020
Get the Butt Stuff Shufflemug.