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freak off

1. to jerk off.

2. masturbation, specifically a man.

3. A moment where a guy sits in the school bathroom and can't stop thinking about a girl to the point where he's just stroking it and freak off until he frosts the stall with his cream. It ultimately becomes a habit where the dude strokes multiple times a day without thought even when he has no sexual thoughts in his mind.
Do varsity boys freak off in the school bathroom? No wonders there's sperm all over the wall!
by SigmaSlang June 22, 2025
mugGet the freak offmug.

chomp dick off

Person 1: hey there

Person 2: heyy *chomp dick off*
by Gaedicks69baeby May 22, 2019
mugGet the chomp dick offmug.

Take off

A word that used in mw2new
In Chat: TAKE OFF NOW NO W
by someone who playes mw2old January 22, 2024
mugGet the Take offmug.

hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…
“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”
by Scottis February 15, 2025
mugGet the hands off cocks and on socksmug.

wax one off

I felt horny, so I decided to wax one off
by Chubby dude March 15, 2015
mugGet the wax one offmug.

Macked Off The Shart

When you smack that yart so much that you fart and shit at the same time
by swpp11 May 19, 2025
mugGet the Macked Off The Shartmug.

hop off wood

a saying used to tell someone to stop dickriding
you getting me mad tight right now hop off wood
by transgenderer July 9, 2022
mugGet the hop off woodmug.

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