Pedo jerk off day

On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"
"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"
by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025
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to shed someone off

used to encourage the recipient to cut a person out of their lives. usually when the person to be shed exhibits traits of benevolent sexism, and could be described as not funny or boring; a stickler for the rules.
To shed someone off:

Aw Shannah man, shed him off he's got no craic
by 666paul666 December 20, 2023
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falling off the dumpster

The point of time in a series where the writers can no longer keep the audience engaged through a good plot and instead resort to ridiculous gimmicks to try and keep interest in the series going. Named after the Season 6 “Thank you” episode from “The Walking Dead” where Steven Yeun’s character fell of a dumpster into a sea of zombies and his fate was not addressed for another four episodes. In the interim, cast and crew were vague about the character’s fate and Steven Yeun’s name was removed from the credits. However, it was eventually revealed that the character miraculously survived unscathed (see “Jumping the Shark”).
"Did you see that episode of 'Red Oaks' I told you about?"

"Yeah, man, that show totally fell off the dumpster"

Falling off the dumpster
by ViewTagCloud December 07, 2015
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bit their own toes off

Regretting a bad decision - making a wrong choice and regretting it later
They ordered our machine at work from a different company because it was cheaper, it's been nothing but trouble. Boy, they really bit their own toes off!
by Dr. HaHa April 15, 2014
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chalked them off

Finished them off.

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They chalked them off

They chalked those canapés off
by Robert Johnny Potter September 14, 2013
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boffed off

Getting a blowjob from some ratchet woman
Hoogz : i had a tinder date last night. I took her to burger king and ended up getting boffed off in the parking lot

Worm : Nice!! Whats her number?
by DA ROW March 26, 2014
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Shifting me off

Another word for getting wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A cheese and hand sandwich.
A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night.
by Shiftingmeoff November 26, 2023
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