The Baby Boinkers

The faggots who love fucking little boys. AKA NAMBLA.

Chef joined the baby boinkers and buggered many children all over the world

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

Baby

Any person who has baby in there name can respectfully get fucked up:)

Person who has baby in their name: hey
Me: *kills*

by Easy caller July 21, 2021

Greasy trunk baby

The act of ejaculating in a kidnappers trunk.

My ex girlfriend Locked me in the trunk because I wouldn't get her pregnant. So I unloaded a fat "Greasy Trunk Baby" all over her stripper clothes so the tank would be empty next time she tried.

by MADAZZMATT October 29, 2019

Baby on baby

When you cum on da baby

Yo I just did a baby on baby
(You nut on da baby)

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD December 17, 2021

Baby Birding the Birthday Boy

Noun
The act of vomiting up birthday cake on the birthday boy's penis mid-fellatio.

She tried to play it cool, but I caught my girlfriend Baby Birding the Birthday Boy!

by Dildomancer January 6, 2024

Baby Chips

Those weird "baby boomers" born after about 1955. These are the ones who got pounded on by their older siblings, or who entered a job market already saturated by the older boomers, and who sometimes get categorized as early x genes rather than boomers?

Well, it's been decided. If xennials get their own name, as a "micro generation" then so should these not boomers.

They are the Baby Chips. Kinda baby boomers, but with chips on their shoulders.

You're part of the baby chips generation

by Stormdaughter August 14, 2018

baby blanket feelings

An emotion of when you want to let go or forget something/someone but you don’t want to and it’s never going to stop being a memorable part of your life

I have baby blanket feelings about my ex best friend Louisa

by happilysadperson April 15, 2020