Cabbage Head

Cabbage Head alternative White Person

Man! look at that cabbage head lol

by King Renzo July 11, 2021

Fat head

A fat head is a person usually having a head the size of a fucking water melon and is also a dumb cunt also used as an insult calling someone thick in the header

Person 1: shut up fat head

Person 2: don’t call me a fat head you fat head

by Steve cunttttt July 17, 2019

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010

bald-headed hootenanny

It's a NAME for a Gay Lesbian Chick who thinks she runs shit. And nobody even knows who she is, so that's why she's mad in the first place. Because he's really a she.

That's why you a "bald-headed hootenanny."

by Jake from Fuck You January 20, 2024

Poopy head

Creedence

Creedence is a poopy head.

by anonymous March 17, 2024

Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because the fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

Caravan Head

An overweight gentleman who drinks too much and has the arse of a Transit Van and the head the size of a Caravan.

Caravan Head says: "do you mind if i sit in the front row?"

Normal headed guy says: "yes because i wont be able to see"

by PLUH765 August 25, 2010