One function sex

Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.

I hope she doesn't need to cuddle tonight and wants to have one function sex.

by moondoggie84 October 26, 2016

The Big One

what they called me in high school

“Oh, god. Here comes the big one” one would utter as they hear the fat man theme song

by ScreamLoud763 November 9, 2025

Hole-In-One

When a guys jumps towards a girl who is lying on her back (naked) when their having sex. When he lands his d*ck is in her hole.

"Guess what Marcus, I just got a hole-in-one on Mellissa"

by AgxDragon April 6, 2021

One

The first character in mathematics.

How many cats do you have.

Me: One

by STROPSAE October 17, 2020

One of Them Ones

A universal term, that in any conversation no matter what subject its on, can be used to describe someone.

You heard about how R-Kelly doing all those stuff to children? He's one of them ones

by flashgames101 June 2, 2025

One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

timez-one

When two distant objects perpendicularly come together to join up and flow parallel with each other for a while. Can be referred to as twin flames. Not meant to travel at the same time but get interconnected for reasons unknown. All things will be revealed in the end. Mental clarity.

Woah, did you see those two trains, I thought they were going to collide but instead they timez-oned together and chugged on the same track!

by Melarchie June 23, 2023