Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.

Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.

by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022

dog

dog is god

My dog just shat on the couch.

by God9363947393639364936493 January 17, 2022

Hair of the Dog

When you are going down on someone and your beard is so long you get your own beard hair caught in your throat.

Last night I went down on her and hair of the dogged myself. I coughed up a giant hairball in the morning.

by 3viliv3 October 12, 2022

Dog

A measurement of 2.5 feet or 30 inches.

That couch is 3 dogs long.

by Mathamumuffins June 21, 2021

Dog Shaker

Big oily black guys shaking and flapping their ass cheeks in the air.

"omg, Johnny, I love dog shakers so much, they are soooooo hawwwtt."
-"dude wtf.... me too!"

by DogShakerLover69 July 1, 2022

wizard dog

a dog with fluffy, floppy ears, furry coat, friendly personality, and an all-around nice dog.

a golden retriever that is so cute, awesome or just lazy, old wizard dog.
"man you have some wizard dog".

by campbell rees February 20, 2009

double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022