Ons

On Satan. Instead of saying On god you say On satan.

Me: "Yo her ass thick asf"
Bro: "Ons bro"

by Alissa Sham April 9, 2021

that one kid

you know that kid who smells like SHIT and wears a Minecraft hoodie and has blond hair and is most likely a pussy and is bad at roasts

that one kid speaking: YoU HaVe BOOgeR teETh

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 April 10, 2021

Jerk In one

A game when your ejaculating and most of the semen goes in your belly button

Bro you’ll never believe it I got a jerk In one yesterday

by Jerkington April 12, 2021

One Direction

A band of liars, consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik (who unfortunately left the band in March of 2015) that went on hiatus in december of 2015. They said they would be back in 18 months but uhm sirssss it has been 64 months. ObViOuSlY they don’t know what 18 months means.

one direction still isn’t back together yet. *cries in liam payne but take out the liam*

by louis toplinson April 16, 2021

One time

Cops. Police. Benny Blanco. Pigs. Fuzz. Twelve. Task. Rollers. Knockos/Narcos. Jake. Grass.

I was always told it came from the fact that it only takes one time for the cops to pull you over and f*** your life up with a case; however, popular opinion claims that it comes from the fact that glancing at cops one time can get you blurred.

"In my ash tray is always a roach /
Hit that left lane incase one time approach../" - Brotha Lynch Hung - Refuze 2 Lose

by g-wiz-916 April 19, 2021

one septentrigintillion

one followed by 114 zeros

kid: im so huuuungrrrryyyyyyy i could eat one septentrigintillion horses right now
mom: we will be at the McDonald's soon honey
kid ok *hmph*

by 0/0=/0^x April 19, 2021

One

Six contestants are transported to “The Plane” to compete in a competition for a wish for anything they want. Simple enough.

oh yea its also a object show

One

by harhsydhdg April 20, 2021