National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .

“Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”

by cartiismysavior May 22, 2023

The Lawyer Friend

That one friend that is in a friend group who can defend you when you get in trouble, by teachers, students, or anyone for that matter. and when they do there lawyer stuff they actually get you or whoever there defending out of trouble.

"bro your honestley the Lawyer friend in this friend group."

by Skully_Kalish June 1, 2023

slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day

The day is June 16th, beat them up.

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

by Anon122843 June 15, 2023

Super duper friend

A friend that is your best friend in public and always knows what you need but in private knows what you need which is usually to be pinned against the bed and taken care of until your legs shake. They are honestly the only friend you need.

Sorry babe I can’t make it tonight I have to go talk to my super duper friend about a problem I’m having.

by Misterstealyourgurl June 21, 2023

Ugly and Fat Friend Day

On the 27th of June, it is Fat and Ugly Friend day. Show some extra love to your fat and ugly friends.

“i love you bro”
“bro why u being so kind”
“it’s ugly and fat friend day dumbo!”

by Jejeieie June 26, 2023

National Fuck A Friend Day

Beat down the dunnies with a buddy👍

Wsg mamacita, you know what day it is right???
National Fuck A Friend Day.

by TheUrbanBBC June 27, 2023