Time for you to get a watch

One of the greatest comebacks of all time if used right. Answer most questions with this and you will bamboozle the asker.

Jarek: Hey how cold is it outside?
Ryan: Time for you to get a watch
Jarek: *dies

by Why Don’t I Have a GF ig March 8, 2018

You came out raw!

Somethings wrong with you mentally; insane

You need to crawl back into yo' mama until you finish cooking! You came out raw!

by talk2me-JCH2 May 31, 2022

Im a call you back

A figure of speech, on the average, meaning:

1. I'm gonna blow you off.
2. I'm gonna ignore you.

This is mainly derived from being stood up or lied to by the caller that ends a conversation with you over the phone by saying "Im a call you back" and really won't, especially if the caller don't care about his/her word. The reason is always unknown unless you're absolutely sure of why.

NOTE: It's not always intentional.

CALLER: I need to get something done real quick and Im a call you back.

YOU: Wolf Ticket.

CALLER: For real.

YOU: Wolf Ticket.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 22, 2006

roll you up in flour

what a guy does to find the vag on an obese chick.

NOTE:when one has no flour handy they must pick a flap and fuck it

You're so fat if i was going to have sex with you I'd have to roll you up in flour and aim for the wet spot!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

Where did you get it

Asking the question where it's from, so you know where to take it back for something else..

"Oh this is a great sweater, my friend is looking for one like this, Where did you get it?"

Giver: "Oh we bought it at _________"

"Thanks, I'll tell her to go there and get one..."

<Mental note: Now, i know where to go and return it!>

by Tgif069 December 24, 2009

make you my bitch

To you completely impose your will on another with great authority

The Buckeyes have made Michigan their bitch for 13 of the last 14 years. In 2018, I will make you my bitch once again

by Tony45066 November 25, 2017

I could buy you

Basically, "I am much richer than you, I am also better than you." Used when someone wants to show how much more powerful they are. Another form is "I could buy you and sell you."

"What? You think you are all that? I could BUY you!"

by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004