Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
Get the Where is your dog?mug. by Ghostfacekilla18 March 3, 2023
Get the Rip dogmug. by Barck barck February 18, 2022
Get the Angry Dogsmug. 
A heart dog is a dog who is more than a pet to you. They’re your best friend, and who you go to for comfort and companionship. They hold a special place in your heart.
by MirrianaPudget February 15, 2024
Get the Heart Dogmug. 
Malcolm insisted on a dog leg, out to sea, to avoid orcas. He insisted the velocity made good would suffer only by a small margin.
by Cap. Sam August 14, 2024
Get the dog legmug.