shit-fucker

one who is a shitty driver. see also "jack ass" and "what the fuck?"

That shit-fucker Mustang needs to get out of the slow lane.

by Jenny June 16, 2003

dick shit

dick shit, as know as the common word for jizz, skeet, cumm, or if someone inserts there dick into someones rectum, therefore getting shit on there dick

say you want anal from your girl friend. She hasnt wiped her ass in a while and there is acces shit on the outer or inner part of the asshole, therfore you get dick shit

by booby guy October 7, 2009

DAT SHIT

A PERSON THAT HAVE HIV OR AIDES

SHE GOT "DAT SHIT"

HE GOT "DAT SHIT"

THEY GOT "DAT SHIT"

by MZ.EXCLUSIVE April 28, 2009

shit and slide

When a guy shits on a girls back, and uses said shit as lube. The guy then gets a running start, dives onto the girls back and slides up the back, like a slip and slide.

Hey yo girl, lay down so I can pull off a shit and slide right quick.

by J dawg silvah October 6, 2007

shit on a stick

When a man gets shit on his penis, the penis being the stick ... "Shit on a stick"

When a man puts his penis into someone's anus, and comes out with shit on it you get "Shit on a stick"

"Oh man, you got shit on a stick"

by freeman_david January 10, 2006

emo shit

a fuckin' shit faced emo kid whos ass will get jumped by some goths at some point in their life.

I smell emo shit.
Get your curb stomping foot ready.

by Tori^Brittany January 5, 2009

Shit Bird

Someone who acts all friendly but then makes all kinds of excuses when you need a hand with something. Usually after accepting the offer.

Ty:" Hey bud, can you give me a ride to the show Saturday?"
Shit Bird:"Sure, give me a call!"

Later, that weekend,
Ty: "Hey Bud Can you come get me for the show?"
Shit Bird:" Oh, sorry, I'm already here and I've been drinking!"
Ty:"Gee Thanks, Shit Bird!"

by Arjai April 3, 2010