soupy penis

a really limp dick

my boyfriend got a soupy penis.

by AnusBeater420 March 27, 2021

micro penis

quick summary (under 3-4inches) micro penis is mostly used for people with SMALL UNDERAGED WORTHLESS PENIS! usely use in bo2 lobby’s (

bbmwsc (big black man with small cock) : sents photo

bbw school slut: why’s it so small.. micro penis ew..

by RandomDumbass124 April 5, 2021

Ellie paris

The best bisexual girlfriend you will ever have. Shes the baddest bitch will EVER find. Also the funniest, hottest, cutest, person you will ever meet.

"Have you heard of Ellie Paris? I heard that shes a bad bitch."

by HI SISTER, BYE SISTER May 22, 2021

My penis

The smallest thing on the fucking earth

I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant

by My Micro Penis May 25, 2021

My penis

What I gave your mom last night

My penis is large- a 1 inch

by WON'TLETMENAMEMYSELF May 30, 2021

viral penis

someone that i used 2 know: pfft the penis went viral!

me: ph?

someone i used 2 know: NO! Cocomelon!

me: :flushed:

woah that viral penis has 200k views!

by procilten (not prociten) June 9, 2021

Perfect penis

Shahn’s penis is perfect.

Have you seen Shahn’s penis? He has the perfect penis when it’s pumped!

by Si senior June 12, 2021