Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.

Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him

by relerquney February 16, 2024

Popping off

Popping off

“Tanisha is popping off y’all!”
Verb: To pop off

by fubitoyaa October 13, 2021

ripping the head off it

it means masturbating commonly used by the Scottish comedian

Kevin Bridges

There was a Scottish bloke just ripping the head off it in the hotel lobby.

by Contra1947 May 17, 2016

pop off master

To absolutely SLAY, effortlessly & masterfully. Flawlessly killing it. Master at your craft in nailing it.

I told that queen, "pop off master' because she was straight working it on her Insta post.

by lynnleigh November 6, 2021

Far Off

Could also be used as Fuck off

"i do what I want, far off"

by bangwhochan August 9, 2025

Cherk Off

Choking and jerking it at the same time. A form of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What the fuck was kill bill thinking? You can't cherk off without a spotter!

by thebaypreditor July 20, 2009

off-ramp

Someone who is trying to maintain a relationship they don't want. Their zodiac sign looks like the off-ramp icon on a map

They keep asking when we're gonna break up but they won't break things off, I think they're just an off-ramp

by platrelefs December 11, 2024