cock nuts

Morkus Dueporkus insult at Adflog Hassan and song

Cock nuts, Fuck you, Hysterectamy, FOB

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

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Headie Gym Cock

What your girlfriend has gone to find when she has been missing for a while. Grade-A sexy man cock.

"You know where she went. That slut went to go get some of that headie gym cock."
"These girls love this headie gym cock."

by Headie Gym Cock Jon February 4, 2009

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dry cock fuck

an insult for a retard

shut the fuck up you dry cock fuck

by don May 31, 2004

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Cock and Balls Revolver

A Revolver and is not only your Cock, but also your Balls.

"Don't make you me shoot Cock and Balls Revolver"
-Overheard from a citizen of Albion.

by Hydroxxx16 July 2, 2009

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rock n' cock

Similar to Netflix & chill, except that the Netflix is switched with rock music. Also used to describe a man rockin' penis, or a mans rock hard erection.

Man, that guy I went out with, Jacob, wanted to rock n' cock, but I'mma stay a virgin for life.

by Fine assed man September 21, 2016

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Gravity cock block

When gravity is the only thing standing in the way of a male from sexual activity. This largely occurs in college afterparty situations where one is too intoxicated to climb up a simple ladder.

Guy 1: "So what happened with you and that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "She said she was down so we went back to my dorm."
Guy 1: "Alright man! So how was she?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man we got to my bunk but we couldn't get up the bed. Total gravity cock block."

by CollegeDormBoy October 20, 2011

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