dog walker

A small joint, the right size to have a quick smoke while walking your dog. Sometimes made by rolling with two filters and then removing one of them.

"How much weed do you have left?"
"Just a tiny bit, but enough for a dog walker".

by reltihfloda August 20, 2024

dog fight

A masked sexual party where there are fewer females to males and the men have to fight each other for the women's attention. All men are able to stay the whole party trying to sneak in and steal the woman away at every opportunity.

The dog fight last weekend was fun. I heard Kyle stole 4 different women from Dan.

by troublem8kR October 29, 2023

Dog bless you

The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!

A: *achoo!*
B: Dog Bless you!

by 2muchrush September 22, 2022

Dog’s dick end of nowhere

Noun phrase
A very remote place, far away from amenities and other services.

"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the dog’s dick end of nowhere."

by Langlophile December 28, 2021

left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

Throwing dog shit

Meaning when someone who said something so lame u can’t do nothing but tell them that you’re throwing dog poop at their head

BOOOOO I’m throwing dog shit at u bitches heads for real💩💩💩💩

by Nayonit January 15, 2022

Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.

by James Westen April 19, 2019