National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

by Azterica July 14, 2023

National Kill Strategetic Day

This occurs on July 14th. National Kill Strategetic Day is when you GET TO FUCKING KILL HIM. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM KLSEHRGN;.LELIKRGHBE;R/LGKHEWBR';LFIKWEHNR'GHERTHG

Console: Hey! It's National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: I'm grabbing the shotgun.

by Azterica July 14, 2023

National camila day

National camila day is when you celebrate anything that name is camila

“What are u going to give camila for national camila day”

by Ur fav creatse July 15, 2023

National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)

"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"

by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023

National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!

Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"

by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023

National Send Nudes Day

July 23-24 is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Jay: Hey did you know it's national send nudes day

Jess: OH really okay
-sends 1 attachments-

by JohnnyKid17 July 23, 2023

National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023