December 5th

Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.

It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.

by Popincorn December 4, 2023

13% 52%

13% of the population commits 52% of all violent crimes. Blacks / African Americans / NlG$er$ / commit all violent crimes! FBI stat - facts!

Wow, the 13% 52% is burning / killing /raping when they don't get their way. 13 % of the population is commiting 52% of all violent crimes when they don't get their way. BTW, if you haven't figured it out, the black population is only 52% yet causes 52% of all violent crimes. Black Lives Murder!

by CluelessDumbLiberal February 15, 2024

1:54 am

The time as of writing this definition

It's 1:54 am and I can't sleep

by Saulman500 February 24, 2024

Indy 500

When you snort a line of Adderal that is lined in a circle then take five shots of a choice tequila

Bro lets get wild tonight and do a Indy 500.

Did you watch Kevin just do a Indy 500!?

by Breeevon March 3, 2024

March 5th

National kiss your friend that’s a boy day

Bro it’s March 5th, you know what that means

by too-toughy March 5, 2024

verbalase 50k animation

a music video where verbalase "creator of cartoon rap battles" and charlie from hazbin hotel, do stuff that i cant say heres an example of what i cant say:

when a man and a woman love eachother very much they get together and then they start.... NOPE!!!!!!

verbalase spent 50k on a hazbin hotel animation and kids watched it

kid: i just watched the verbalase 50k animation

mom: *searches up verbalase 50k animation* MOTHERFU- *fades*

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH March 9, 2024

April 5th

A national holiday where you MUST give you’re partner postage stamps in order to get arch pics

Hey it’s April 5th i got you the stamps arch pic when??

by Anniversary bot April 5, 2024