HORKED OFF

PISSED OFF. UPSET.

Missing that public execution left me really horked off.

by Loaf Daddy Bling Bling August 18, 2012

Bitch Off A Cliff

Based on a June 22, 2013 internet news story where a Peruvian woman was caught on surveillance video assaulting her husband's alleged mistress and then throwing the alleged mistress off a 20 foot cliff. According to the report, the younger woman was not killed in the fall but did sustain some injuries in which she sought treatment at a local hospital.

"Man! I am so fuckin' pissed I could go all "bitch off a cliff" on her ass!"

by BlkRaven2u June 23, 2013

sauna-off

1. Noun. A traditional Scandinavian competition dating back to the Middle Ages used as to measure a man's masculinity. The competition involves two men entering an oak sauna and, without the aid of refreshments, seeing how long they can bear the relentless, oaky heat. The last man left remaining in the sauna is declared the winner and true man, i.e. the possessor of masculinity, whilst the other is banished into the cold woodlands to fend for his survival.

Henry: Yo Ash, remember when I beat you in the sauna-off?
Ash: Yeah, my masculinity took a terrible beating that day.

by shakka July 13, 2013

weirding off

to masterbate/jerk off

Dude, my girlfriend caught me weirding off!

by charlie the scorpion July 30, 2013

Rifled off

Where you release ones bowels in an aggressive order causing for mass stains on porcelain.

"Mate! My boss rifled off big time!"

"Mark Rifled off at work and i could hear the blast!"

by LaytonCondor August 21, 2013

chalked them off

Finished them off.

RJP

They chalked them off

They chalked those canapés off

by Robert Johnny Potter September 14, 2013

Gaking-off

The act of pleasuring oneself with Nickelodeon's trademarked Gak product; preferably while watching any Nickelodeon, Snick, Nick at Night, Nicktoons, TeenNick or Nick Jr. program (Double-Dare, All That, Power Rangers, etc.)

I won't be able to make it to the party this evening. There is a Are You Afraid of the Dark marathon on Nickelodeon that I will be Gaking-off to all night.

by MarkSummers4ever October 7, 2013