meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

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Head on the Bread

A sexual and nasty game where a group of men jack off onto a piece of bread. The last one to cum has to eat the bread.

Jack played head on the bread last night and lost.

by Linda Destroy ISIS April 04, 2016

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herbal head

1.One who smokes pot so frequently that one might refer to them as a "herbal head"
most often an excruciatingly smelly hippie as well.

pothead blazed doobie hashish stoner hemp

2.a Herbal-Essence shampoo fiend

Grateful Dead Concerts are full of herbal heads.

I drink that herbal shit for breakfast, fo rizzle, son.

by jasey888899 January 21, 2009

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Sofa Head

The 2021 United States President

Did you guys see how much of a sofa head Joe Biden is?

by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 02, 2021

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Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.

twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat

by JonnTeee December 17, 2021

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