A1 21 DO ONE !!!!

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS FOR DIRECTIONS BUT A TRUE BREXIT GEEZER IS FELLING LIKE A UNIT!!!!!(P.S. IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE BOSHHH!!!!

''YO JACKSON WHERE IS THE LOCAL CURRY SHOP'' WELL FIRST YOU TURN RIGHT THEN LEFT THEN HEAD ON TO THE A1 21 DO ONE !!!!.BOSHHH!!!''

by SHMUCK INSURANCE!!! April 9, 2024

One digit morning

The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.

"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."

"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"

by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021

One footed flamingo

The guy stands on one leg with it crossed over his knee while the girl is bent over the bed or against the wall

Ever since Matt broke his leg, him and Sally have been doing the one footed flamingo.

by Saddlewhip December 16, 2016

Screw-ons

After-market body parts. Fake boobs, titties, breasts. The faker the better. Bought them right off the rack at the store. Easy install: No cutting or welding required. JUST BOLT 'EM RIGHT ON!

Hey dude. Screw-ons 12 o'clock.
Yeah man. She must have picked those up in the Oversize Parts dept at Boobs "R" Us.

by Dino Dan May 4, 2022

touch ons

When you kiss and touch someone like a girlfriend..to fool around with someone because you like each other

Reyes: Hey, Mario are you going out with Alejandra this weekend?
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!

by Kozeone June 1, 2019

Busting one in one

To bust one in one...This is the phrase used to describe a highly dangerous sexual manoeuvre which usually involves two people.Firstly, there is extreme stretching of the rectum and sphincter area of one of the two involved. After this initial stretching of the "asshole",the other participant shoves both penis and hand into the gaping hole and proceeds to masterbate excessively inside the rectum tearing the sphincter up horrificly causing a high degree of anal tissue damage. Of course if the stretching of the rectum is big enough more than just one person can bust one in one at the same time...

WILSON- Hey moe, fancy going upstairs stretching my sphincter apart with pliers and busting one in one?

Moe- I thought you'd never ask...PRESENT THEM

by Mr.scrotum October 14, 2006

Sorry I don't know that one

Something your amazon echo says when she can't answer a simple question, albeit claiming to be "the very model of digital intelligence". She even says it when you are telling her to do something and not asking her.

Me: Echo, play Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.
Echo: Sorry I don't know that one.

by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021