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Mongolian Sex Shark

A very powerful insult. It's better than ur mom big gay, but not as powerful as Uno reverse card and no u.
Person 1: Wanna fuck?
Person 2: No, you Mongolian sex shark.
Person 1: *dies immediately*
by KillMeNow667 March 31, 2019
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Alabama couch sex

Really great sex had on the couch in the great state of Alabama
After coming back from the beach Colin got some Alabama couch sex as thanks for the trip that weekend.
by cdawg3200 September 28, 2014
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penis sex machine

bro didn't you get pegged by the penis sex machine last night?
by bunny_bitch August 17, 2020
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Texas Sex Rock

A rock, preferably with a reddish color, that gives off a white residue when it is handled.
When one person would like to have coitus with another, they could give that person a Texas Sex Rock. The gift would serve as the question, "Would you like to have sex with me?" The answer would be determined by the acceptance or rejection of the rock as a gift.
J: "Would you like this Texas Sex Rock?"
C: "Yes, give it to me!"
by Red Headed Devil May 25, 2016
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Internet Sex Perverts

Internet Sex Perverts, also called ISP, is a term to refer to online perverts who draw weird shit. Sometimes they draw children, sometimes adults, mostly children, never adults. The term is very broad and can include many people, some people also have their own definition for ISP but it's mostly agreed that people who draw/edit odd pictures, often involving children.
His mother came in only to see what her son had been drawing; she yelled and called him a Internet Sex Perverts
by Boblik November 17, 2018
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Anal-Sex August

In the whole month of august you need to have anal-sex with someone atleast once
Bro 1: Hey Bro, wanna complete anal-sex august with me
Bro 2: Bend over, lets do this quick.
by DinOldemor7 November 9, 2021
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Sex sore muscles

When having sex with someone and using muscles you normally don't you're very sore it has nothing to do with not being able to walk.
I was with Jake last night and I have sex sore muscles.
by Roomate Girl May 7, 2016
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