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get to post

To solve a problem at minimum.
"Getting (it) to post" is the earliest point you can say "it works" without adding "technically," or the first thing that you have to do before starting anything else. Often implies that hard work and/or kludges were—and will be—required.

Derived from the "POST screen" (Power On Self Test), where a computer checks if all its hardware is working after being turned on; the first milestone in building/fixing a computer is reaching this screen.
"It took like four hours to get this piece of shit to post, but it's done."
"We can't even get to post without his say-so, and yet he's always late."
"Focus on getting it to post before making it look pretty."
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
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Stop getting up in my nift

Stop interrupting my swage and flow. And blabbing away telling me what to do
“Take our the garbage

jheez stop getting up in my nift “
by Josiesok June 12, 2018
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get tophied

beat your opponent by 0.01 of a difference, even more exciting when done last second.
Player1: Oh my God, he just beat me by -0.01
Average Trackmania Player: GET TOPHIED MATE
by strus_amogus May 8, 2022
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get shrekt

GET SHREKT EDIE U SILLY SAUGSAGE UR DADS CAR WAS MADE IN 2015
by skkkkrrrttttherronseavey April 3, 2019
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Get on the back half of that motherfucker

Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.
"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.
by Therterkerjerbs December 27, 2023
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Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u
by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024
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get off my dick

Meaning dont kiss up to me . Can also be said like get off is dick
Meek: Oh my gosh homie your album views is so sick like it's secretly my life
Drake: Get off my Dick my n***a
by Seven.klza December 24, 2017
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