A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.
Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."
by danibanana31 October 11, 2011
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Get the baby dong mug.The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.
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It is referred to when a person spots a baby who bites and chomps on people's feet ... WILE BABIES!
It can also be referred to as something else, but this is the correct definition no matter what a Northern Irish person says !
It is referred to when a person spots a baby who bites and chomps on people's feet ... WILE BABIES!
It can also be referred to as something else, but this is the correct definition no matter what a Northern Irish person says !
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"Tom always loves to drink from a babies bottle"
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Person 1: Johns such a hot Dad!!!!!.....I just had to suck him off, till he blew his load.
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally hot, I also love to drink from a babies bottle.
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally hot, I also love to drink from a babies bottle.
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