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Wind chiming

An action, two pairs of ballsacks politely tapping together during sex
I could totally hear Adam and Jeff wind chiming upstairs last night!
by Nastyb August 5, 2022
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.
In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
by QuacksO January 8, 2022
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Wind of Change

The (as on the time of writing) most recent major update to War Thunder, famous for adding the A-10 Thunderbolt II.
(In 2025)

Person 1: Hey dude which update did Gaijin add the A-10 in?
Person 2: Wind of Change.
Person 1: Oh yeah.
by TwoOrMoreHippos May 27, 2022
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Wind Turbine Syndrome

A rare disorder that occurs in horses. Their heads will spin in a circle and looks as if they are trying to keep their eyes focused on a single wind turbine propeller as it spins around and around.
Bro your horse has Wind Turbine Syndrome. He's gonna smack that thing haaaard.
by NotKeithhhhh May 17, 2018
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Wind uppahcut

Wind enchanted uppercut.
CREATED BY ZACH SCREW YOU LARS :-)
old man: what you done is unforgiveable!
zach: I shall banish you to doom with wind uppercut!
by ZACH December 22, 2003
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Windding

Bella doesn't know what she is talking about
by Ka'eo is always right November 24, 2021
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