1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.
2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.
2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.
Used in a sentence:
1:
"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."
or
"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."
2:
"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."
"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."
1:
"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."
or
"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."
2:
"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."
"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."
by agentlorneue September 28, 2009
A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes
by Floki the Viking June 14, 2015
When a man with a large beard gives somebody a blow job, and the receiver of said blow job has ingested nothing but pineapple juice for the past 3 days.
Dude, he's on one of those weird cleanses-- don't hit him up on Grindr unless you're *trying* to get a leprechaun in the beard.
by TeamHiscock January 16, 2014
An unshorn vagina.
Crusty Sea Pirate (whilst looking at pirate-era porn): "Arg, wouldya look at the bearded rascal on this fine wench!"
by richippr August 06, 2008
A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.
I dumped my load all over her monkey beard.
by Steve Zodiac February 16, 2012
Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.
With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."
by G-Lux Chi-Town Melissa January 22, 2009
Literally: one who has been stuck in a hole or lying underground for an extended period of time to the point where his/her face has become the roots for an above-ground head of lettuce.
Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.
This phrase can also be used as a compliment.
Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.
This phrase can also be used as a compliment.
by Shapely December 06, 2010