when

did i ask

person one: my grandma died
person two: when?
person one: last nigh-

person two: did i ask? 🤣🤣🤣

by templeofthecat May 20, 2022

when the

a meme where a funny and slightly unsettling image(commonly an image of a dog) is used with top text and bottom text saying "when the" in meme font.

Bob: Me when the
Jim: When what?
Bob: When the

by SupaMemeo July 26, 2022

Manlets, when will they learn?

An expression of amused exasperation at, or well-deserved and hilarious mockery of the apparent inability of manlets in general to comprehend and accept their rightful and eternal position at the very bottom of the social food chain. Relentlessly driven forward by his gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex, complete desperation and utter delusion, the stunted, pathetic and deeply insecure manlet continually exposes himself to justified public ridicule, humiliation and condemnation. Thereby necessitating the question: manlets, when will they learn?

Why are all those sobbing sissy manlet boys dejectedly sitting around in front of the sperm bank over there? Don't you know? You have to be 5ft10 or taller to donate sperm. Hahahahaha! Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024

Basically when

basically when your jerking off, and when ur abt to cum it like... idk how to say this.. spurts out asffff like one second after another shit could be everywhere, like busting the biggest load of your life. its fun, i could lend you my dick to try it sometime. maybe less then a second actually. thats all!

using it to describe cumming with a dick
"basically when your jerking off"

by idkwhattoputhere8 August 13, 2024

When will my life begin

When will my life begin is a song from Tangled that describes how we feel right now. (Rapunzel sings a song about how she is waiting for her life to begin while stuck in a tower) Ironically the kingdom in the movie is called Corona!

"When will my life begin!? The coronavirus is keeping me in my house and I am bored!"

by A. B. March 28, 2020

Dead (when used as a joke)

"Dead" is a short term used on the Internet to describe a place that is not active, temporarily or permanently. This term is most seen on popular Discord servers. Also can refer rarely to an actual death, though there is little to no confusion between the two definitions.

"I guess the server is Dead (when used as a joke).

by seizurebutton February 21, 2019

When I'm the one getting raped in prison

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.

Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2025