A watermelon

When you can’t piss after having sex or masturbating because your penis is erect.

“Hold on hoe, i’m taking a piss. You’ve gotta give me a minute, I got a watermelon.”

by HogeyHogan January 25, 2019

Honey-Soy Watermelon Tiddies

A phrase used to describe the taste of a woman's nipple as well as the size.

"You already KNOW she got them big ass honey-soy watermelon tiddies"

by dorkmclovin April 1, 2019

naughty watermelon

When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.

YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)

by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON June 18, 2018

Watermelon sugar

A song by Harry Styles that no one understood, which resulted in it trending on Urban Dictionary for years. The actual meaning was unknown until this week when Styles finally clarified the song is about the female orgasm.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear Harry Styles finally revealed what Watermelon Sugar is about?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw it on SNL.

by WawaAndOrSheetz October 10, 2021

Watermelon Sours

Any stoners first choice of candy.

Stoner 1: Aye, I’m gonna run to 7 Eleven, you want anything?
Stoner 2: Yeah could you nab me Watermelon Sours?
Stoner 1: Yeah I got you.

by DGlizzy May 25, 2024

"In Watermelon Sugar" is an American

"once a potato arised out of the floor and said:
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"

i definetly typed by hand" "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American " and looked what appear in my computer...
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022

Watermelon Sugar

The partial name of a really stupid book written by Richard Brautigan in the 1960's, which has fortunately fallen into a deep well of forgetfulness.

"I can't believe somebody actually published In Watermelon Sugar. What a bunch of clueless choads. Time for Edward 40 Hands so i can forget it again."

by Thoringerveer August 16, 2021