person with green hair
by dzadddy December 08, 2020
Veganism is a misanthropic political ideology masquerading as diet whereby its members do not eat any of the billions of animals killed in the production of their food.
Deforestation, stripping of top soil, toxic chemicals and monocrop agriculture are all vegan as long as the dead animals don't end up on my plate.
by Mr Wednesday. October 10, 2023
(Verb)
To vegan
Definition: To do something very vegan-like for the pure reason of veganism. Mostly used about vegans but also used about people who fails miserably in doing something vegan
To vegan
Definition: To do something very vegan-like for the pure reason of veganism. Mostly used about vegans but also used about people who fails miserably in doing something vegan
Definition: To do something very vegan-like for the pure reason of veganism. Mostly used about vegans but also used about people who fails miserably in doing something vegan
Examples:
He didn't vegan hard enough and got sick from not having enough B12 in his system
I tried to vegan, but I accidentially put meat in the salat.. again
I have been veganing for 3 years (alternative to "I have been a vegan for 3 years)
I vegan 3 days a week (do not eat meat 3 days a week)
He vegans, he veganned last week, I vegan every day, he has veganned, he was veganing last week, I did vegan, he has been veganing.
Examples:
He didn't vegan hard enough and got sick from not having enough B12 in his system
I tried to vegan, but I accidentially put meat in the salat.. again
I have been veganing for 3 years (alternative to "I have been a vegan for 3 years)
I vegan 3 days a week (do not eat meat 3 days a week)
He vegans, he veganned last week, I vegan every day, he has veganned, he was veganing last week, I did vegan, he has been veganing.
by Muffin Moon May 29, 2017
A VEGAN is a person who makes being vegan their whole personality, being a VEGAN is different than being vegan. VEGAN’s try their hardest to make everyone’s life around them a living hell. They will yell and harras you if you eat meat or animal products. They are also known for harassing other vegans for not yelling at people who eat meat. An example is That Vegan Teacher.
Friend one: “Hey, do you want to go get sushi”
Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”
VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”
VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
by Peruki August 02, 2023
someone who doesn't eat meat and also someone associated with being whiny about people eating meat and consuming dairy
by socker456 December 31, 2022
Dude 1: “Did you hear about that vegan who attacked that KFC employee?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”
by Lonelyahole March 01, 2024
by Vegans are dying November 30, 2023