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Vanilla

not vanilla, but somewhat vanilla.
He is so Vanilla
by jerrywithat September 19, 2020
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Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.
Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!
by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021
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Vanilla shit

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.
"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."
by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021
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Vanilla Chicken

A vanilla chicken is a very boring male with no spice or any exciting qualities to his personality.
"Hey Hannah, have you been on a second date with Gary?" "Nah, he's too much of a vanilla chicken to hang with again".
by Ards9 March 22, 2022
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French Vanilla

Yo, Jamie is a certified French Vanilla!
by athughunter November 27, 2024
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vanilla card

by Bang tan boys April 20, 2018
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Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem
by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024
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