not vanilla club

A sex toy subscription company

Hey did you get your Not Vanilla Club order this month?

by bmg-definitions August 20, 2019

Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025

vanilla nut

White Boi that blows his load prematurely

That guy was a definitely a vanilla nut

by Mckinney1 March 8, 2017

Vanilla Slayer

Sex on vanilla beens

Let's go home and be vanilla slayers

by Clarke gut June 28, 2025

Vanilla Flavoured

The state of being boring, mediocre and something tasteless white people would enjoy.

Hayley and John embarked on their vanilla flavoured contiki tour, distracted from Europe’s real beauty by watered down margaritas and on-boat shopping.

by Neilske September 27, 2021

Mahogany Vanilla

the color of indecision

I dunno, the chair isn’t blue or grey. It’s basically a mahogany vanilla

by Peter Two Tones June 25, 2025

vanilla

Something or someone plain, bland or boring

Omg Jocie and Holly are so vanilla!

by anonymous December 24, 2020