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It's a place where incompetent baboons live amongst other incompetent baboons in a experimental society of monkeys, such as I a mental scientist hailing from the great state of Australia where my wi-fi only works between 6pm and 1am on Wednesdays. thank you for your consideration of such a thought as this.
Person A: Am I stupid

Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to

Person A: but my name is mario

Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles

Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle

Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE

person A: good point
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An online dictionary that has every word involved with sex.
Me: *looks up Charizard on Urban Dictionary*
Definition: Blah Blah Blah something about pussy and fire
Me: The fuc-
by SirBruhsAlot November 27, 2019
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Best definition website in the entire universe
by Disisamerica December 8, 2018
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Basically sexual harassment and anything but an actual definition.
"Let me look up table on the urban dictionary" Table: I have a fetish for tables
by TigerBlues October 10, 2022
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A place on the Internet that makes you think that you're clever and hilarious but really you're just a sad person sitting in front of a computer screen bored out of your mind
by slowpoketurtle June 29, 2017
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A place where republican people (that think they're democrats) go to rip on pop music and tell the latest jokes that have been going around.
Lets go rip on republicans on Urban Dictionary, and then we can talk about how the government sucks! (Liberal president in office.) Wait a minute...
by borix134 June 17, 2013
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A dictionary where all words are related to sex
-Hey dude,what does "placebo" mean?
-I don't know,search on urban dictionary
1 minute later...
-What's the meaning of "placebo" according the UD?
-sexual act where...
by a guy who likes english June 15, 2015
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