Tijuana two step

The two step dance jigged en route to the toilet after a particularly spicy meal - The dance is always performed with clenched buttocks to prevent the spray of rusty water and a look of distress is often worn on the face of the performer.

Jesus! that vindaloo was a real ringstinger, i was dancing the Tijuana two step all bloody day!

by Matt Speak August 11, 2006

forty-two

The forty-two is a sexual position that is related to the sixty-nine. In this position the woman will be on all fours and the man will be behind her on two, hence the name forty-two. The woman will be on her hands and knees and the man will be crouching down but still standing. This position requires much stamina and muscular fortitude from the man.

We started out with the sixty-nine and ended with the forty-two.

by Panfilo Seisnueve June 13, 2008

zero two

a character of darling in the franxx,
the cutest girl and best girl in darling in the franxx! better than ichigo,miku and ikuno together. She could beat your ass if she‘d like to.. dont touch her darling aka Hiro, she has long cherry blossom hair, cute little red horns, beautiful blue eyes and of course the cutest smile in the world!

Siri: „She is really pretty“
Vivi: „True“
Kez: „9a is prettier“
Julia: „ I agree siri“
Kaylee: „Everyone is great“
Alana: „But you know who is the best ic-”
Em (aka me): „ZERO TWO“

by airaashii May 20, 2018

tim buck two

Way out in the middle of but fuck no where

I got lost way out in tim buck two.

by getpoopooalday August 14, 2016

two finger mexican oil change

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

by Dave Winkelman December 12, 2007

Two Step

its a dance, hardcore kids do thats done to a certain beat of a song that u cant really hardcore dance to, so you two step to the beat the music. its take quite some skill to two step

iys done by taking two steps foer every step u take, its complicated to explain.

by ill nino April 7, 2005

two dollar bill

n. A U.S. banknote worth $2 featuring Thomas Jefferson. Contrary to popular assumption, most two dollar bills are actually worth exactly $2, since they are still being made. Their widespread usage along with the reduction of the one dollar bill is the only way for the one dollar coin to get into circulation.

Cashier: Is this a two dollar bill?
Customer: Why, yes it is.
Cashier: Wow, thanks! I collect these.
Customer: Why? They're only worth two dollars.
Cashier: No, they're not. They stopped making these a long time ago.
Customer: They are still being made. In fact, the bill clearly says "Series 2003A." I just picked up a whole bunch at a bank yesterday.
Cashier: Ok, but what am I supposed to do with this?
Customer: Why don't you give it out as change?
Cashier: I never would have thought of that. This way, I will only need to give away two bills for change of $3 instead of three singles!
Customer: Why don't you use a Presidential dollar coin instead of a dollar bill?
Cashier: Oh yeah, I got one of those today. Now I only have to give away one bill and one coin for $3 of change.
Customer: The dollar coin can be used everywhere, and the two dollar bill everywhere except vending machines.
Cashier: That sucks, maybe they will change that.
Customer: Let's hope so. Can I have my change now?
Cashier: Oh yeah, here you go. Now get the hell out of here.

by BirdValiant June 30, 2007