Tuna Can Girth

2019's version of BDE (Big Dick Energy).

"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"

by thefox.com January 2, 2019

thuntage

Thuntage is the process of a Thunder Cunt acting horrible, shitty, cunty, and generally killable. Usually can be found at the local mcdonalds screaming at the top of her lungs about her burger not having the 17 extra patties she ordered, or at a feminist nonbinary transgender, lgbtq+ person of color rally screaming that big is beautiful.

John: Why were you so happy last night when you got home dude?
Jimmy: I saw this fat cunt with major thuntage get roundhouse kicked in the face by a muslim cop
Bill: Dope, lets smoke a blunt.

by swerty gert February 9, 2019

tentastash

delicious asshole

Tentastash

by naaaaaahhh March 2, 2019

tentacooling

When you cum twice and wrap the cum "tentacles" around your partners neck and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

Susan: Do you want to try Tentacooling tonight?
Dan: No, you know I can’t cum more than once without getting tired.

by JustinTechnique March 21, 2019

Tuna-tuk

Another name for feminine products "pads"

Could you get me some tuna-tuks while your at the Walmart??

by T-tuk May 29, 2019

Tauntation

The act of taunting someone in a bad or normal situation

You were tauntationing when you and your girl friend broke up

by LEGO boy June 17, 2019

Tuna Dab

The female version of tea bagging.

Dude she fucking tuna dabbed me last night and it was slimy and smelled like fish!

by Krissyy July 10, 2019