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shank

Another name for a urinal.

As Armitage-Shanks is the largest urinal company in the UK, many people just call urinals 'shanks'.
This is the same sort of idea as calling all vacuum cleaners 'hoovers'.
Reading boy: "Mate, the shanks are bare dirt in there, enit?!"
Approximate translation: "Friend, the urinals are really dirty in there, did you happen to notice?!"
by ReadingMassive August 22, 2016
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Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.
Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.
by LanuageGod April 21, 2019
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Shank

My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!
by Annhialation13 April 19, 2017
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shank

To succeed at something, eat something up, slay.
Girl, you shanked.

You are shanking in that dress right now.

That’s so shank.
by jessesgirl7 May 21, 2024
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shanked

TO GET shanked with a pen or knife
by meep meep sheep November 27, 2019
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Shank

by LondonRoadSlang May 18, 2018
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Shank

This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.

It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.
Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.
by Super Queef October 26, 2009
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