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Mocha Thunder 

a hot, black individual with a strong sexual aura.
Examples:

1. Mmmmmmmm give me some of that mocha thunder.

2. She was such a mocha thunder, I would rub vegetable oil all over her naked body.

3. That man is so a mocha thunder, I would love to make frappuccino with him.

4. OMG! That woman is so mocha thunder.

5. In my opinion, Beyoncé is the definition of mocha thunder.
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Bun Thunder 

A fart so hard it makes your butt cheeks clap like thunder
After eating Taco Bell, I had machine gun bun thunder .
Bun Thunder by MissyAnn March 16, 2017

cock juggling thunder fuck 

A real fucktard who owes money to his friend but never gives him the money, and goes given gum to little bitches.
Gabe: Where tf my money?
Terrence: I aint got yo money nigga
Gabe: well suck my dick then!
Terrence: I think the fuck not
Gabe: well get my money by sucking other peoples dick, or ill have my kkk Nation come burn you.
Terrence: NO
Gabe: your a real cock juggling thunder fuck you know that?

Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt 

The daddy of all putdowns, a king amongst curses, the Zeus of insults, THE insult favoured by Chuck Norris.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.
Shut up you dickhead, you can't do that.' 'Yes, I can, you cock smoking thunder cunt.' 'Okay, I'm terribly sorry, you can. Please, take my mother

ass thunder 

I knew to pinch my nose when I heard Dan's ass thunder.
ass thunder by Eric Cartman June 13, 2004

Hydro Thunder 

An arcade boat racing game that was also on Dreamcast, PSX, and N64. The announcers voice is more orgasmic than Morgan Freeman's voice, and the gameplay is so amazing that you would probably jizz in your pants.
P1: Hey man, you got any extra underwear?
P2: Why the hell whould you ask me that?
P1: I just played Hydro Thunder.

Stockton Thunder 

A professional ice hockey team located in Stockton, California. They are currently the ECHL affiliates of the Springfield Falcons of the AHL, and the Edmonton Oilers of the NHL.
LETS GO STOCKTON THUNDER!!!!!!

HIT EM HARD THUNDER!!!!