trouser cake

A well baked collection of turds which emantes from the anus between six and twelve hours after comestible consumption.
Exactly the same as 'Ass Gravy', 'Balloon-Knot Chutney' and 'Ass Hole Jam' but spelt completely differently.

1:) He saw Shannon Matthews Mum and made trouser cake.
2:) Pornstars never ever have it.
3:) Bradley Pitt's acting abilities.
4:) Britney's career after she went fuck crazy
5:) The average Wii Sports Golf Score

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 16, 2008

trouser fairy

a person who is the same sex that wants to get in your pants.

OMG it a trouser fairy. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

by darkmshadow February 21, 2010

runnin' those

to have sex reaaly hard. Bang the hell out of her.

Last night I was runnin' those joints

by cbeezy34 February 4, 2006

spread those cheeks

The action of telling someone to "get outta here"

Yo wanna smoke with me?
Bro, spread your fucking cheeks dog! Spread those cheeks

by Taddy_Mason February 18, 2018

Trousers

When you have dildo fun and use it on your mum.

"I'm going to have a trousers tonight," said Momin Rob.

by Curry man moses December 9, 2010

All talk and no trousers

A bloke who talks about having sex, but lacks the balls to do it.

"Dave keeps promising to give me a great sex session, but bottled out of it. He's all talk and no trousers!"

by Scratchibum February 5, 2014

thousand

a nagga named Grant

(steve enters thousand's house)
thousand: they he is

by thousand August 29, 2004