thomahawk

When one sneeks his thumb up his/her owns arse than wipes it on one's apprentice's forehead, preferably aligned with the eye brows.

john just thomahawked jill while out at dinner.

by aloiusrfn;oirew November 14, 2009

ThoMass3630

Tom, otherwise known as Thomas is a popularly known Content Creator who loves everybody, especially Pingu. Noot Noot!

How are you not subscribed to ThoMass3630?!

by iPugsieHD April 19, 2018

Thomas lee

A male that flexes but won’t even buy new video Games. Will not pull the trigger on girls.

“Is Thomas lee dating her?”
Nah he just friend zoned”

by Charles howard October 19, 2018

Hot Thomas

When a man craps in his own hand and throws it in a paddle fan.

Joey did a Hot Thomas and ruined Ben's coming out party.

by Joey Woberts July 30, 2008

Private Thomas

To spark a bowl while recieving a blow job (oral sex). Similar to and Ellis or and Erskine.

Jack Attack smoked some dank weed while some chick from mcdonalds gave him a blow job.. She looked up at him and said " would you like some fries with your Private Thomas?" he smiled and said "please please focus, ill worry about fries when this weed kicks in girl"

by camronyo November 13, 2007

Thomas Hardy

If you are looking up Thomas Hardy on urbandictionary.com, you are a dumb ass and need to find a real educational website.

Thomas Hardy was a poet.

by RapDiedIn1996 January 31, 2008

Thomas Johnson

A creepy unpleasant man who will follow you home in the rain.

I think I was followed by a Thomas Johnson the other day.

by Penis Glory August 16, 2015